by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Young, Dumb & Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might t

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie, gotta boogie Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flake

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

Had to park my car for just five minutes I had to go inside to use the phone When I came back again my car was gone Well, I didn't know it was a loading zone What a bummer, I was so brought down I had

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Harvey The Wonder Hamster Oh, Harvey, Harvey Harvey the Wonder Hamster He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal He just runs around on his hamster wheel Harvey, Harvey

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Bob (best version) I man am regal, a German am I. Never odd or even. If I had a Hi-fi. Madam I'm Adam. Too hot to hoot. No lemons, no melon. Too bad I hid a boot. L

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by but a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never kne

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Airline Amy Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I don't care about your karma I don't care about what's hip No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do I won't swim in your jacuzzi You can't make me settle down I'd rather kick and jump and bite and

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous She Never Told Me She Was A Mime When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Sta

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Since You're Been Gone Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod li

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Free Delivery Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

Gonna tell you a story About Chuck and Diane Couple British kids from The palace at Buckingham Chuckie wants to grow up And be a polo star And ride his little horsies All around the backyard, oh yeah

by Weird Al Yankovic on album "Weird Al" Yankovic

I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Waffle King It took a lifetime, but finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Miscellaneous your horoscope 4 today AQUARIUS! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus! Fill that void in your pathetic life by playin

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak You ju

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Poodle Hat

Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat Genious In France I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Snack All Night I'm never satisfied with three meals a day {Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen G

by Weird Al Yankovic on album Miscellaneous

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Take Me Down Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And the air is so cl